Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred
Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: Where is the Taliban's
favorite place to shop?
A: Target
Q: What does osama bin laden
and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the five day forecast
for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: Why don't bin laden's people
eat shit sandwiches?
A: they can't stand bread
Q: How do you play Taliban
bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's
national bird?
A: Duck
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have
drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: because the camels can't handle it
Q: What is the Taliban's
favorite pastime?
A: Sitting around getting bombed all day
Q: Why are camels called the
"Ships of the desert" in Afghanistan?
A: Because they're full of Afghani semen
IMPORTANT NOTICE:
ALL K-MART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ... THEY WILL BE REPLACED WITH TARGETS.
(Sent in by Steve Weaver)
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