Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the
waitress comes over and asks Clinton, "Are you ready to order?"
Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie."
"A quickie?!" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation
of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are
ready to order from the menu."
She walks away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
(Sent in by Paula Mullin)
In
a survey of American women, when asked, Would you sleep with President Clinton, 86%
replied, Not again!
Why
is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Q
: What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House?
A : The President after Bush
Bill
Clinton, Al Gore, & Hillary were on ship, when they heard that it was sinking, Hillary
said to Bill & Al, "Let's save the women & children!!" IN reply, Al gore
said, "Screw the women & children!!" Bill Clinton then replied, "Do we
have time??"
Q:
Bill and Hillary, are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved?
A: The United States of America.
Bill
Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one night when all of a sudden
they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and
explain to the owners what had happened. About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver
staggering back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and his
clothes all ripped and torn. "What happened to you", asked Bill. "Well, the
Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his 19 year old daughter made mad
passionate love to me." "My God, what did you tell them", asks Clinton. The
driver replies, "I'm Bill Clinton's driver, and I just killed the pig".
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