I ran three miles today, finally I said,
"lady take your purse." I ran three miles today, finally I said,
"lady take your purse."
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
people come up to me and say, "Emo, do
people really come up to you?"
I got in a fight one time with a really big
guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said,
"You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you
won't be able to get into the corners very well."
The other day a woman came up to me and
said, "Didn't I see you on television?" I said, "I don't know, you can't
see out the other way."
I love to go down to the schoolyard and
watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They
don't know I'm only using blanks.
I discovered my wife in bed with another
man, and I was crushed. So I said, "Get off me, you two!"
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