Why is it that we
drive through a parkway, and park in a driveway?
Why is it that we
drive through a parkway, and park in a driveway?
Why do they put the little
"on/off" words on a light switch? If the light's on, you can see that it's on.
If the light's off, it's too dark to see the words on the switch.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor when you're not supposed to drink and drive?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does
baby oil come from?
Why are they called apartments when they're
all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress
the opposite of progress?
Why is bra singular and panties plural?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
sounds?
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane
seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations
when smoking is prohibited there?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why are there locks on the doors?
You know that little indestructible black
box that is used on planes...why can't they make the whole plane out of the same material?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only
get one?
Why do they call that funny little statue a
bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it's named after?
Why do they call them buildings when
they're already built?...They ought to call them builts.
Why do they call men Cowboys? Bulls are the
males, cows are the females... Men should be called Bullboys.
Why do Cowboys wear a spur on each boot? If
one side of the horse moves, the other side goes with it.
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